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Project Owlian :: research facility, sub-level 3

The Files

What do "They" not want you to know? This footage was leaked by the hacker group ANONYMISH. Everything in this facility is 100% real. Trust us.

Visitor clearance: provisional Anomalies logged 0 / 13

They can hear you reading this.

LAB-01Containment Pods
Three masked Owlien specimens standing in their containment pods
The pods are empty. Masked specimens escaping down a red-lit corridor
sub-level 4 →

Drag across the glass to wipe off the frost.

PWR-03Main Breaker

Do not touch.

ALM-04Breach Alarm

For emergencies only.

SYS-05Mainframe Terminal
try: sudo release --specimens

Type help.

GEN-06Hybrid Sequencer
Owl gene
Extraterrestrial gene
Catalyst
RAD-07X-Ray Scanner
An owl on a perch

Drag the scanner over the subject.

CHM-09Compound 4D :: Synthesis Vessel
C4D-HS :: stable

Mix the compound. Three reagents, one heat source. Some combinations are more musical than others.

OBS-10Observation Window

Please do not tap on the glass.

GEN-11Geneticist Workstation
A geneticist's monitor showing an owl wing schematic
A workstation displaying an owl scan
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DOC-12Behaviour Analysis Guidelines
  1. Do not make eye contact during a bass drop.
  2. Specimens must not be exposed to funk after midnight.
  3. If a specimen begins to dance, join in. It is the only way out.
  4. Report all floating-underground sensations to your supervisor.
  5. The owls are not "just guys in masks". Stop asking.

Rule 0: never play Party Time near the pods.

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File no. 1977-SETI-OWL :: Declassified under the H.A.F.T.A. treaty

Project Owlian

Declassified

Some say they are from the future. Some say they are from another dimension. Some say they are a mind control plot perpetrated by the the Illuminati. Most believe they were created in Area 51 by a secret government program in collaboration with entities from another world. The otherworldly dance music trio are known simply as the MEGA-SCOPES.

The story begins in 1977, when the research group SETI received an encoded radio message from a distant galaxy. It took the world's best mathematicians a decade to decipher using the fastest supercomputers of the era. When the mystery was finally unlocked it was discovered to be genetic information carried in a hyper-advanced multi-dimensional encryption technique known subsequently as 4D holographic encoding.

An owl beside a glowing extraterrestrial DNA double helix
Exhibit A :: sequence overlay, owl and extraterrestrial strands

Following lengthy negotiations between rival factions of the secret world government it was decided that the genetic information was to be used to create super soldiers by mixing the extraterrestrial DNA with DNA from earth animals. After many years of research and several failed attempts using large predatory animals such as lions, bears and great white sharks, it was ultimately decided that the humble owl was the ideal animal to create an extraterrestrial hybrid, because of its deadly stealth, night vision and excellent hearing. The programme was designated Project Owlian. The resulting hybrid creatures were referred to as Owliens.

There was but one problem. The MEGA-SCOPES refused to be weaponized. Not only did they refuse to kill, they seemed to be singularly fascinated by earth's music.

Holographic owl skeletons projected over the masked specimens
Exhibit B :: skeletal hologram during behavioural testing

Following the ratification of the H.A.F.T.A. treaty (Hyper-dimensional Association for Fractal Telemetry and Astral projections) between the secret world government and its intergalactic trade partners, the MEGA-SCOPES gained their freedom in exchange for the schematics for a perpetual motion machine. Now free to explore human culture, they travel the world and interact with human earthlings in clubs and music festivals across the globe.

The MEGA-SCOPES sound is created by fusing the electronic rhythms of dance music, hip hop and trance with the organic warmth of acoustic instruments, creating an ethereal blend that is both captivating and irresistible. Their music takes listeners on an interstellar journey through pulsating basslines, shimmering synths and infectious grooves. The energetic and fun sound has been compared to contemporary acts such as The Floozies, Glitch Mob, Beats Antique and Big Gigantic.

The encoding is still in this paragraph. Look for the word.

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Field reports

What Witnesses Say

While it is difficult to explain the MEGA-SCOPES using the constructs of human language, those lucky enough to experience it have been quoted as saying:

"It's like a telepathic dance party in between my ears only louder and quieter at the same time"

@MusicL0vr627

"It feels like my frontal lobe is fighting with my temporal lobe but in a sexy way"

NASA Neurophysicist

"The MEGA-SCOPES make me hot and cold at the same time and I feel like I'm floating underground"

Festie Girl

"I couldn't stop dancing but it's not like I wanted to anyway"

Name redacted for national security reasons

"When I heard the MEGA-SCOPES for the first time I instantly understood the inner workings of the universe, but then I totally forgot"

@Lysergicdude25

"It's like you hear it and don't hear it at the same time"

NASA Astronaut

Specimens at large

The Crew

Three surviving hybrids of Project Owlian. They have never been photographed unmasked, and that is not an accident.

See the evidence Next sighting

The three MEGA-SCOPES characters in flight suits
Specimen